Indulging my Inner Child for More Than Thirty Years!
my machine used to say:"this is quin's machine. i do not check the machine. it's part of the phone package, so, i'm stuck with it. do not leave a message. i do not check them. call back or call my cell. do not leave a message. ever. bye."do you know how many times the machine filled up with messages that went:"oh, i hope you check your machine and get my message!"gargh.
I used to have a friend of mine, whose voice was amazingly similar to Barry White's, record my outgoing message. It would say something like, "Golf Widow's tied up right now, but leave a message and she'll call you back, as soon as I untie her."
Oy vey, Quin! What about your cell phone, not that I ever call . . . ?Golfwidow, you LIKE it rough, don't'cha? If I had called and heard that outgoing message, it would make me picture you tossing your long, lustrous locks in slow motion, a la Denise Richards in her guest appearance on 'Friends.'
Sounds like someone fell for joke.
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