Thursday, April 17, 2008

Early Copywriting Efforts

The following message is brought to you from the year 1982.

Are you in the pits with zits?

Are you in agony with acne?

If you're down in the dumps because of those tiny, red bumps, I recommend that you get new Zitzaway! Yes, Zitzaway, a completely new dimension in cleanliness!

Zitzaway has benzoyl peroxide, and new super-strength 'APP'--Anti-Pimple Power!
So, use Zitzaway to get rid of those pimples in your dimples.

Zitzaway! (batteries not included)


Prince Gomolvilas said...

My, how you've grown.

Peter Varvel said...

Prince, it only took me a quarter of a century! . . . or were you being facetious? (feces-tious)

Quin Browne said...

there is a doctor who advertises on the train, his name is 'zitzmore'

his specialty?

you guessed it.

i always laugh.

thelastnoel said...

So, you use your writing skills to write about zits?!?!?!?!

Jason Phoon said...

for a while there, I thought it was a real product ... @_@

golfwidow said...



Pimples in your dimples. Cheeses wept.