As further proof that I have too much time on my hands, here's the opening verse of the Peter Varvel rap:
My name is Peter
I'll do you sweeter
Than any woman can or girl or señorita
'SUP?
My name is Peter
I ain't no cheater
Don't need Viagra yet to pump my centimeters
UP!
As we used to say in elementary school days, Thank you, thank you, no applause - just money.
8 comments:
I think I can safely say that 50 Cent will not be calling you...
I just want to see the choreography that goes with it...
Nice rhyme scheme. Seriously.
S, not be calling me what? M.C. Pee? P-Var?
;-)
CM, the sad thing is, I think already have, and I haven't seen you in what - seven years?
C, thanks! Maybe I coulda' written original cheers for you, back in the day. Har!
I know a boy who drives a truck.
He can't tell time but he sure can
drive.
GW, "beep beep"
(I asked his name and he had to think - could I have found the missing link?
Ohhh ho ho!! This is bangin! You're in the hood now! =p
TCDO, people don't know this, but "in the 80's" I was the original creator of Jap-rap.
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