Tuesday, July 15, 2008

"A Little Nonsense Now and Then . . . "

As further proof that I have too much time on my hands, here's the opening verse of the Peter Varvel rap:

My name is Peter
I'll do you sweeter
Than any woman can or girl or señorita


My name is Peter
I ain't no cheater
Don't need Viagra yet to pump my centimeters


As we used to say in elementary school days, Thank you, thank you, no applause - just money.


Sunshine said...

I think I can safely say that 50 Cent will not be calling you...

contrarymary said...

I just want to see the choreography that goes with it...

Cheryl said...

Nice rhyme scheme. Seriously.

Peter Varvel said...

S, not be calling me what? M.C. Pee? P-Var?

CM, the sad thing is, I think already have, and I haven't seen you in what - seven years?

C, thanks! Maybe I coulda' written original cheers for you, back in the day. Har!

golfwidow said...

I know a boy who drives a truck.
He can't tell time but he sure can

Peter Varvel said...

GW, "beep beep"
(I asked his name and he had to think - could I have found the missing link?

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Ohhh ho ho!! This is bangin! You're in the hood now! =p

Peter Varvel said...

TCDO, people don't know this, but "in the 80's" I was the original creator of Jap-rap.