I hate people.
Well, only sometimes. And not as often as I used to, when I was still waiting tables.
Still . . .
I went into our staff's kitchen, at work, to grab my fifty-cent container of generic yogurt out of the refrigerator. There was a white, Styrofoam take-out container, as there usually is, on the middle shelf. Most people just scrawl their name on the surface of the compressed, spongy micro-dots. This container had attached to it a hot-pink post-it note with a name and the following words: "Please do not eat--I spit on it."
The message, which had a heart doodled around the name, was followed by a doodled happy face with a tongue sticking playfully out of the doodled mouth.
Highly annoying, as BFF Kathy says.
"So did I," I added to the bottom of the note.
3 comments:
well maybe that person is just sick of people eating his stuff ?
but funny message you left him anyways .. hehe
Have you ever watched God, Inc?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2f4heaG288
Start there, watch 'em all, see a really good lunch-stealing subplot.
That's f'ng awesome! Hysterical! You crack me up! Serves 'em right!
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