Tuesday, July 15, 2008

"A Little Nonsense Now and Then . . . "


As further proof that I have too much time on my hands, here's the opening verse of the Peter Varvel rap:

My name is Peter
I'll do you sweeter
Than any woman can or girl or señorita

'SUP?

My name is Peter
I ain't no cheater
Don't need Viagra yet to pump my centimeters

UP!

As we used to say in elementary school days, Thank you, thank you, no applause - just money.
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8 comments:

  1. SunshineJuly 15, 2008 at 11:50 AM

    I think I can safely say that 50 Cent will not be calling you...

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  2. contrarymaryJuly 15, 2008 at 12:31 PM

    I just want to see the choreography that goes with it...

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  3. CherylJuly 15, 2008 at 6:09 PM

    Nice rhyme scheme. Seriously.

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  4. Peter VarvelJuly 15, 2008 at 8:23 PM

    S, not be calling me what? M.C. Pee? P-Var?
    ;-)

    CM, the sad thing is, I think already have, and I haven't seen you in what - seven years?

    C, thanks! Maybe I coulda' written original cheers for you, back in the day. Har!

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  5. golfwidowJuly 17, 2008 at 5:04 AM

    I know a boy who drives a truck.
    He can't tell time but he sure can
    drive.

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  6. Peter VarvelJuly 17, 2008 at 9:24 AM

    GW, "beep beep"
    (I asked his name and he had to think - could I have found the missing link?

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  7. the Constantly Dramatic OneJuly 19, 2008 at 12:32 PM

    Ohhh ho ho!! This is bangin! You're in the hood now! =p

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  8. Peter VarvelJuly 21, 2008 at 8:11 PM

    TCDO, people don't know this, but "in the 80's" I was the original creator of Jap-rap.

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